Patrick Melton’s Infamous Email…



Here’s the infamous email sent to me by Patrick Melton from the Nobody Likes Onions podcast:
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Tom,

Someone just sent me a clip from your “show”. You could not have possibly gotten more facts wrong about Nobody Likes Onions. What an ass you sound like, just spewing false information and talking about events that never happened. You’ve never even fucking listened to the show (by your own admission) yet you critique it and bash our listeners and go as far to throw blame on our parents for THINGS YOU’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD.

What a big fucking douche you sound like. I can’t wait to play your stuttering, stammering hypocritical lying horseshit on my show and rip it the fuck apart. If you don’t like the show or what we do, that’s fine, but you’re just making shit up. No one from my show said ANYTHING close to offensive to Father what’s-his-name. No one on my show ever solicited ID’s, much less sold ID’s – listen to my show, you ass – we don’t even play ID’s. We didn’t win a podcast award. We don’t just bash other shows on our show – we haven’t talked about another show in months (unless they talked about us first, like your piece of shit show, which we will talk about). YOU’VE NEVER LISTENED AND YET YOU’RE AN EXPERT ON HOW WE HAVE NO CONTENT AND LISTENERS SHOULD BE ASHAMED??? Are you fucking kidding me? Who talked shit about you? No one. Spread some more lies, douche. Talk more shit about a show you don’t know anything about, you stupid two-faced excuse for a trucker. What are you hauling, besides lies?

Fuck you. You’re the most hypocritical pussy tucker I’ve ever heard. 10-4?

Patrick Melton

Nobody Likes Onions
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I emailed Patrick Melton back apologizing for flying off the handle, making false assumptios and for whatever I got wrong. I also told him I’d be honored if he plays my clip and rips me to shreds. After all, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. I’ve already received a tremendous response from this email, so by simply sending it Patrick Melton has already done me a huge favor. Keep up the great work Patrick Melton!!!

Actually, Patrick Melton DID accept a Podcast Award for the “Distorted View” podcast, so it’s all starting to make sense. Now if I could only find out what vile things he said to Father Roderick… What I initially said regarding Nobody Likes Onions may not be that far off the mark… Here’s he YouTube video of Patrick Melton receiving the Podcast award:


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